69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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