Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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