we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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