I think my vagina is haunted
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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