If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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