the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm gonna fight the coyote
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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