Kareoke will never be a sober sport
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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