I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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