That's intense
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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