playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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