She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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