i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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