Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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