we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
