yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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