It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
