There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
We need to rekindle our bromance
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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