If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Your penis caused this!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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