so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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