he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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