i need an iv and a liver transplant
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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