apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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