new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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