i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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