I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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