...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Watching her eat just hurts me
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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