Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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