I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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