chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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