i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize