Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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