I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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