Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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