then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
