He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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