So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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