i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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