whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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