is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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