Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
only you would photoshop your dick
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I came so hard my ears popped.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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