Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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