Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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