Dual....:-)
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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