I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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