She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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