Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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