Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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