So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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