Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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