You surviving the open bar?
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Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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