There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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