Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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