med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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