An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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