Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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