I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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