In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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