Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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