it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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