you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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